soooo...you fucking ya cousin now?!?

Peace fam!
How are ya? Well I had such an interesting weekend I felt obligated to tell yall all about it...

Well everyone knows that my primary running buddy is my cousin and homie Drexel Red...no matter where I'm going I feel like him and his band of merry men ought to be along for the ride...I even spent my birthday with them... I know you all are wondering why I'm giving you all so much info...
But anyway my cousin texted me saturday evening asking if I wanted to hang out...well after spending the day with Shirley(my lovely lovely momma) I knew I could use some unwinding at the club and figured spendin the evening at Mixx wouldn't be a bad idea since cousin's friend told me the spot was known for its eye candy...
We get to the club only to find out there were only 7 people there...why you ask cause they were charging 20 bucks a pop...like dude its a recession, that's a pair of jeans...gotta think in those terms these days...anyway we end up at a hipster party down the street where I see mah mini me out and about with her homegirls kickin it...it was surreal at first considering she's a mini version of me and I know she had no business in the club but hell I was in clubs at her age so what can I say?!?
Anyway my cousin is feeling great insistenting on buyin drinks for everyone...including the ragatag hoe du jour that accompanied us this weekend...for purposes of not being the bitch I am I'll call the little hoe Stankee...yeah I did it...
Anyway typical of a silly little slore she drinks up all night as though she doesn't have to drive home...which means...yep you've guessed it the heifer begs mah cousin to drive her and her homegirl home...which I wouldve cared less about except mah house keys were back in mah cousin's car since we rode with his homeboi and had I went with him then I wouldve had to wait uo till my cousin got back from 5000 North for those that aint from chicago that's 50 blocks north of the middle of city and we all live between 93-96 blocks SOUTH of the city...yeah a hellified long way away!
Anyway to avoid inconveniencing J I end up riding north with cousin and Stankee...(I already didn't like her cause the last time we all hung out she spent the entire evening texting abd on the phone even though she was supposed to be out with mah cousin...and she wouldn't even dance with him...why the hell are you at the club if you don't dance?!) So needless to say I don't care for the chick anyway as soon as we ride to the North Pole to drop off her friend this bitch jumps on the phone asking about some dude at some other party...while mah cousin is driving her car.....
W

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Needless to say Drexel Red is a drunk black man and he promptly asks her why she asking about other ninjahs when he right there...this broad gets an attitude talking about staying in ya place...well long story short they go back and forth and I'm thinking this fool gonna smash up Stankee's car and I didn't feel like being bothered with the dumb shit so I grabbed his shoulder like let this shit go homie....then Stankee puts her hand on him... Not a good look homie....he tells her ass get ya fucking hands off me and she finally does and gives me the look of death...throughout the rest of the ride I'm done with the hoe...talking to mah cousin and riding along with the whore giving me sideways glances...
We get to the car I get in mah cousin's car ans chill while they talked it out...
When he gets back to the car and he's talking about their convo...and he says to me that Stankee has decided that we are fucking...after telling her she's insane she says if yall aint fucking then she wanna fuck you...ha ha ha then she says well if you gonna be with me...then...
The bitch needs to be put in her place...

Right....bitch needs to be put in her place?!?

Needless to say I'm still waiting to figure out what bitch needs to be put where...

Alright I gotta go...Gossip Girl is coming on and I have to be ready for that...
I'll be back thursday to let yall know how the pics from today's photo shoot went....
Told yall I'm a model now yall...ha ha ha ha!!!